"no i wan swimming"
Things I wish my mom had told me:
- To play DS games on a 3DS without it looking like a blurry mess, press select while booting up a game. That will shrink the game down to it’s original resolution.
I hope today my mother realized not to wake me early to do important tasks…like start a fucking roast in the crockpot because she didn’t specify that I shouldn’t turn it on HIGH FIRST FUCKING THING
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
When you feel you have lost everything, you still have
- unexpected kindness in strangers
- the rest of the world to travel
- languages to learn
- animals to take care of
- volunteer work to do
- the power of a good night’s rest
- the changing of seasons
- infinite things to learn
- billions of people to meet and possibly love
- billions of people who might love you back
Needed this today
This tweet is so important to me
Ami is a cutie
I’m gonna break all the rules, got that
Ami is a cutie
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
im gettin worried bout dennys man..
they’re hittin the hard shit i think
IT’S AN ODDISH!!
so i watched blazing saddles for the first time this weekend
I thought that was aknaya and it was 20% funnier in my head
"How to Open a Can without a Can Opener"
The single most useful thing I have ever learned from youtube. Damn.
"cat gonna survive too!"
hey lil pompom eat ur greens