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So I’m about to make an omelet and I throw butter onto the pan and as it melts it looks like a shrinking dick and I just….I couldn’t stop laughing and now there are eggs everywhere and this is why we have ants. I’m so fucking sorry.
“Lilo and Stitch” 2002
Deleted Scene
Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND
I desperately need to understand
WHY
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Was this scene cut from the movie??!!
Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people?? The truth of this is devastating. And to think it almost found it’s way into a DISNEY film??
The inclusion of this scene alone would have made it the greatest animated feature the company ever produced. Easily. And if you think that’s hyperbolic clearly you don’t understand.
No, really, if anyone knows why this was cut PLEASE let me know.
oh man WHY WOULD they cut this, this is so great, holy MOLY
It was clearly something the crew was very reluctant to get rid of if it made it all the way to rough-clean (and in a few scenes clean!), fully inbetweened animation. That is like, thousands and thousands of dollars and weeks (months?!) of labour. Maybe a reluctant producer decided they would alienate their white middle-class American audiences by making them feel “too guilty” and pressed them to drop it? It’s unfortunate, it’s one of the most honest accounts of racism in a Disney movie (which is why it’s believable that someone got uncomfortable and made a case to get it chopped)
Designing entertainment by committee for maximum marketability is probably the most heartbreaking process in Hollywood.
I’ve been seeing this around my dash and think it deserves some more recognition!
This shit is hilarious, too.
NO WAIT SHIT
I GET IT NOW
I GET WHY SHE WAS PHOTOGRAPHING TOURISTS AS A HOBBY
SHE WAS BEING FUCKING SATIRICAL AND OBJECTIFYING
IT’S NOT BECAUSE SHE’S A DUMB KID WITH A WEIRD HOBBY IT’S BECAUSE THEY DO THAT TO HER AND HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY LIKE SHE’S SOME KIND OF FUCKING THEME PARK CHARACTER AND SHE WANTS THEM TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS
HOLY FUCKING DICKS DISNEY WHY WOULD YOU CUT THIS
I need this in my life
oh my god I want disney to go back and finish this scene and put it back in the movie where it belongs too BECAUSE I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE TOO
It’s funny because I’m fully aware of what Lilo was going though. When my family lived in Alaska, my mom got us parkas from one of the stores because it’s cold in Ketchikan when you’re having to be by the ocean every day. And when she’d walk us around we’d get these tourists who would point us out and call us eskimo babies and whatnot. It was extremely confusing because we didn’t have the skin tone of a Native American. My dad would constantly confuse tourists though and send them off in the opposite direction of where they wanted to go because a majority of them were ignorant. It’s very annoying and very confusing and it’s a shame Disney didn’t use this in the movie. All in all, I’m glad I saw it.
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Government, Monty Python Style
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